Jokes (Chistes en inglés)

Conchi el Miér Ene 19, 2011 9:06 pm

Three people are standing under an umbrella and one person is not standing under the umbrella.
All four people are staying dry. Why?

Because it isn't raining!

Laughing

Conchi el Mar Feb 08, 2011 11:36 pm

- Mum, mum, in school everybody tells me that I'm confused!

- Hey, kid, this is not your house... you live opposite the street!

Very Happy

Conchi el Mar Feb 08, 2011 11:37 pm

Two men at the station:

- At what time does your train leave?

- At two to two. And what about yours?

- At two to two too!

Razz

Conchi el Mar Feb 08, 2011 11:38 pm

- Do you know why the ocean is blue?

- Because fish make blue, blue, blue, blue...

Evil or Very Mad

Conchi el Dom Feb 20, 2011 10:53 pm

Librarian: Please be quiet. The other students can't read.

Bobby: That's terrible! I could read when I was six!

Conchi el Dom Feb 20, 2011 10:56 pm

Man: Waiter, I can't eat this soup!

Waiter: I'm sorry, Sir. I'll call the cook.

Cook: What's the problem, Sir?

Man: I'm sorry but I can't eat this soup?

Cook: Why not, Sir?

Man: Because I haven't got a spoon!